Egg Survey Blog

These exmormon guys keeps coming to my door trying to sell me magazines and they try to use their Mormon ties as an “in” with me, but that’s not really helping. First of all, they lie about what they’re really here for and why would it impress me that they are exmormon? I’m surprised they didn’t just lie and tell me they’re still Mormon. I wouldn’t buy a magazine from them if they were the last magazine salesmen on earth. It was hilarious when one of them asked my mom how they were doing and she told him, “Honestly, you smell like cigarette smoke and that’s a turn off right there.”